Sunday Funday

In no particular order, and for no particular reason:

1. It’s hard to say if this is depressing on a global level or, in a silver-lining-y way, positive on an American basis. Regardless, you’d kind of hope all those percentages would be 100
2. This is the best thing you’ll see all week
3. And this is the most terrifying. The high-five at the end is especially nerve-wracking
4. How phallic is the Sochi Olympic flame? If you’re Norwegian speedskater Havard Bokko, the answer is this phallic
5. It is perhaps not every day that mass graves disrupt parking garage construction in Mississippi