In no particular order, and for no particular reason:
1. Because don’t we all wish it was 2006 sometimes?
2. One of life’s great questions, finally answered. I think both of us wish Alexander fared a little better in this
3. Finally some data backing what we’ve always known – Boston drivers are the best in the world
4. “A high correlation between alphabetical order and the proportion of first authors near the beginning of the alphabet confirms that high percentages of alphabetical order could affect the appropriate allocation of research credit.” – If your kid’s going to go into academia, considering changing your last name to Aardvark